the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT
i just met my step-brother for the first time
Moment of silence for all the great first seasons that led to terrible shows.
a moment of greater silence for all the first seasons that could have led to greater shows but were canceled
Justin: *nukes America* *everyone dies*
Beliebers: #WeStillSupportYouJustin #YoureJustYoung #Justin4President #ButNotInAmericaCauseItsGone
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs