souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 



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