kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

brydeswhale:

Moment of silence for all the great first seasons that led to terrible shows.

a moment of greater silence for all the first seasons that could have led to greater shows but were canceled

thelegendofaa:

Justin: *nukes America* *everyone dies*

Beliebers: #WeStillSupportYouJustin #YoureJustYoung #Justin4President #ButNotInAmericaCauseItsGone
#swag

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs



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